i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone
Panda pied ball python
HOLY CARP ON A CRACKER THATS BEAUTIFUL
me: *dials 911*
operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?
me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair
operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm